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Advice for guys who are thinking of getting laid at college.

Are you thinking of going to college? Think you’re gonna get a lotta tail while you’re there? Then you’re gonna need to know what to expect. Luckily, somebody made a video about just that. You’re effing welcome.

The guys over at CollegeHumor made this video called, “The Six Girls You’ll Date in College.” This could be true. You know, maybe. That is, if you can ever afford to go to college. But since you won’t, whatever.

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