Why guys who go to bed with a nine wake up to a six.
Ever wonder why the super-hot women you meet in dark bars at night – and somehow convince to sleep with you – turn into skanky hags in the first light of dawn? The truth is more horrifying than you could ever imagine.
Blogger Jackie Brubaker (presumably a female) tries to explain the mysterious, nightly transformation of women in her article, “Why Last Night’s Babe Wakes Up Like This.”
You’ll get answers to these baffling questions:
- Why does she look like something from a horror film?
- Why is her face two different colors?
- Boy, she looks pale, doesn’t she?
- Why are there sparkles all over my sheets?
- Where are her lips?
- Is that a rat by her head?
- What’s that jelly-like thing on the floor, and where’d that spider come from?
- Did she wear beige bike shorts last night under her dress?
Do yourself a favor and read it now: “Why Last Night’s Babe Wakes Up Like This.”
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