editor's blog

Ugly? Horny? Try the John Mayer school of getting laid.

“Musician” John Mayer, an unattractive man with a disturbing-looking tongue, dubious ‘Kiss & Tell’ ethics and no personal charisma whatsoever, has nonetheless banged more than his share of Hollywood hotties. How does he do it? Here's how. Read more »

Single, over-30 hags suddenly more doable.

Here's a rare piece of good news for women over 30 years old. And it's not the invention of time-machines or a global outbreak of male blindness. It's something that will once again make women your age appealing to guys. You know, like when you were young. Read more »

Mythical female 'G-spot' found by horny researchers.

The mythical “G-Spot,” so named for the gynecologist, Ernst Gräfenberg, is said to be found along the front wall of the vagina. But according to new research, it’s located somewhere entirely unexpected. Read more »

Man bangs 12,000 women, penis doesn't fall off.

Know why you're not getting any tail? It's because Warren Beatty’s beating you to it. In a new biography, author Peter Biskind reports that Beatty had sex with around 12,775 women (Beatty couldn't be reached for comment as he was fucking #12,776). Read more »

Women who want sex as much as men, disproved by reality.

I've often told women, “If you want sex as much as men do, then why aren't you naked, too?” And then they pull out mace and chase me out of the convent. But women who say they want sex as much as guys are deluding themselves, and here's proof. Read more »

Best. Excuse. Ever. (For not having sex.)

For centuries, women have faked headaches and even their own deaths to get out of having sex. In fact, “wives avoiding sex” is so universal that it’s become a cliche in modern sitcoms. But now women have an even better excuse to turn a cold shoulder, and it could spell the end of marital sex as we (barely) know it. Read more »

Relationship reaches critical juncture, hilarious choices were made.

In every relationship, there’s a turning point. You either decide to get married, or you end it. It’s a tough decision for most people, but not this guy. Clearly, he’s thought about his current relationship a lot. Maybe too much. Read more »

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