Compatibility

Of, or about, not wanting to always smother your significant other.

The truth about men, women, marriage and technology.

If the old adage that things are funniest when they're true is true, too, then this video must be really fucking true. Because it's funny. Not funny "Ha-ha," but funny "I hate my life." Either way, you'll be laughing. Just try not to come off as crazy. Read more »

Is the phrase “happy marriage” an oxymoron like “intelligent politician”?

If love-birds like Arnold and Maria can’t keep their relationship together, what hope do the rest of us mere mortals have to live lives of eternal marital bliss? How are we supposed to have the self-control to not knock up the maid, if Arnold can’t? Read more »

Is There A Nobel Piece-Of-Ass Prize?

One of the great inequities of life is that, while men are incredibly attracted to women, women are equally attracted to food. Read more »

bitch boards

Here’s where you can rant your fuckin’ head off. You’re goddamn pissed and this is the place to let the whole world know it. Read more »

Screw Mars, Earth Needs Women.

So the solution to World Peace has finally been discovered. And it's surprisingly simple: More women. Read more »

Did anyone honestly not see this coming?

Here's a tip: If someone makes you angry enough to write a song about murdering them, chances are good that the two of you shouldn't be together. Even if you have kids.

why do I put up with this?

I had a fight with my boyfriend of over three years and now he's just ignoring me. I call him and he doesn't answer. Doesn't return calls. Outright ignores me on IM. He used to tell me that he didn't love me, because the concept of "love" didn't really register with him as meaning anything, but that he did "have feelings." A few months ago, after breaking up, we got back together and all of a sudden he was telling me that he loved me. Everything was going good, but then we had a fight about something retarded and he's ignoring me. He does this every time we fight, and I feel like it's entirely disrespectful. Most of the time I get mad because of something he did, then I threaten not to talk to him, so then he just doesn't talk to me and I end up crawling back to him. No apologies ever. I know this is f'd up and yet I continue to try and contact him whenever he does this. There are plenty of other guys who want to go out with me, and yet I'm hung up on this guy, because we get along so well. We're like best friends normally, but then a dispute happens and it's like I don't exist anymore. Why can't I leave this guy alone?

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