Dating

Regarding the debasing act of self-prostration in pursuit of “love.”

Girls with small tits catch a break. Kinda.

While the rate of breast augmentation surgery is increasing almost as alarmingly as a playmate’s cup-size, it seems that women may be grasping for the wrong brass ring. A recent study suggests that big breasts aren’t primarily what men look for in a female body. The correct answer will shock 99% of women (and almost no men). Read more »

Why men typically don't listen to women when they talk.

Women are forever bitching that men don't listen to them. “We never talk,” they'll whine. “Why are you always ignoring me?” Women think it's because men don't love them, but the real problem is that too many women say stupid shit. Read more »

The truth about men, women, marriage and technology.

If the old adage that things are funniest when they're true is true, too, then this video must be really fucking true. Because it's funny. Not funny "Ha-ha," but funny "I hate my life." Either way, you'll be laughing. Just try not to come off as crazy. Read more »

"Advice" for women from some "musicians?"

I think it was Shakespeare’s MacBeth who first said, “Bitch, shut your mouth.” But Shakespeare wasn’t smart enough to set that misogynistic advice to (horrible) music, and get a bunch of hot tramps to shake their body parts at a camera for three minutes. Read more »

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day.

Everybody knows that Valentine’s Day is nothing more than a manufactured, yearly guilt-trip for guys involving the spending of stupid amounts of money to prove their eternal love by giving transient gifts that will be dead and gone in a few days. But nobody cuts right to the heart of it like these psychos. Read more »

Guy solves mysteries of women, Peabody Award committee still snubs him.

The Peabody Award is given for excellence in radio and television broadcasting. And while this guy is only on YouTube instead of a network like NBC, his enterprising journalistic efforts should make him a shoe-in for the award. If he doesn’t get one, then the fucking Peabody’s are damn sure fixed. Watch and learn: Read more »

Finally, there's a better cure for male shyness than paying for sex.

Nothing cures shyness in a guy faster than losing his virginity, but all too often women are disinclined to ‘help a brother out’ (due to a guy's physical disfigurement, lack of personal hygiene or the unshakable stink of broke-ass-ness). Luckily, legions of nerd chemists have come to the rescue. Read more »

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