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Screw meth and crack cocaine, this is our favorite drug.

You can endlessly debate the merits of a woman’s piercing eyes, her silken tresses or kissable lips, but there’s not a straight guy alive who doesn’t appreciate a woman with killer T&A. And now there’s science to “explain” the “mysterious” appeal of curves. Read more »

Apparently not all sluts have low self-esteem.

For some fucked up reason, Society is once again trying to dissuade women from expressing their sexual freedom. They’re trying to shame women into wearing ugly, non-revealing clothes and feeling bad about putting out. Luckily, a group of self-actualized sluts are out fighting for a woman’s right to dress like a tramp. Read more »

Finally, there's a better cure for male shyness than paying for sex.

Nothing cures shyness in a guy faster than losing his virginity, but all too often women are disinclined to ‘help a brother out’ (due to a guy's physical disfigurement, lack of personal hygiene or the unshakable stink of broke-ass-ness). Luckily, legions of nerd chemists have come to the rescue. Read more »

Cheer up, Honey, Or I’ll Beat You.

Russian scientists, who are apparently no longer employed at the nuclear ICBM factory, have discovered that whipping a depressed person is therapeutic. Read more »

You’re Not A Sex-Addict, You’re A Health Nut.

I love it when huge, expensive studies are required to prove self-evident folklore.

Size Isn’t Everything, Right...? Right...? RIGHT!?!?

If you've got a small penis, you may be a redneck...I mean, an Indian. How do I know? The helpful dicks at the Indian Council of Medical Research, that's how: Read more »

Why Women Talk So Damn Much.

Ever wonder why chicks talk all the fucking time? Even when they have abso-fucking-lutely nothing to say? Read more »

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