How to deal with guys.

How to deal with guys.

Dealing with guys is like dealing with women (only a lot more rational and with an always-on sex drive).

Men see sex like you see food. They want to try everything on the buffet, every chance they get. (Some guys won't cop to wanting to try everything, but that's only cuz they're lying or they don't think they have the ability to get it.)

In the same way that you'd love to always eat, men would like to always have sex. And like you, men will do what they can to get their fix. It's just more difficult for men, because no one sells McHookers yet.

Know what you're up against.

Now, we're not suggesting you take an adversarial stance in your dealings with guys. Movies offer an image of people that is too simplistic. Women are either cast as whores or Madonnas (referring to the mother of Jesus, not the slutty celebrity), and guys are depicted as either obnoxious jerks or too shy.

Life ain't like that.

Lots of jerks are often really nice to girls they like and lots of nice guys would dump you in a second if Tyra Banks asked them out.

In a civilized society, guys seem indefensible. Pigs from day one. But why is that considered bad? That same relentless lust, when pointed your way, may be kinda cool.

But if they're all pigs, how can you keep a man?

You can't. Not even with silicone breast implants. Nothing on the outside will make a guy stay true. Guys only stay with girls they like personally. Focus on your looks and you'll be out on the street the next time a better looking girl walks by.

You can't force a relationship to work. It either does or it doesn't.

Instead of working on your relationship, work on making yourself the best "you" you can be. Develop interests. (For example: Do you like sports? Learn about sports. Subscribe to Sport Illustrated.) Learn a skill. Get really good at something, because everybody likes a winner.

But be yourself.

How guys think. Sort of.

One of the greatest things we've ever read about men appeared in a Jules Pfeiffer cartoon. It read approximately, "Men don't hate women. Men need women. Men hate needing women."

Kinda makes you think. No? Well it should...

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dis article is quite

dis article is quite insightful!!!!! have been kinda going around with this guy for the past year n half...n dats exactly wat v r doin....jst goin around..widout anythin definite in sight.Is dat good or bad?...He says he hasnt yet got the feelin 2 get married 2 me,found dat kinda cliche....but i know he is being quite true to me,one thing wich i appreciate.Shud i walk away?I know he needs me..i do too.But is it wrth the wait? frankly dnt have a clue.Help!

then what?

if you walk away, then what? You don't have a plan.
Men are SIMPLE. The reason women don't understand men is you THINK we
are far more complicated than we are. See a shark? Throw in some cut up fish and
the shark goes for it. That's a man's view point. Direct, we don't "waste time", we
go straight to it. Not because we're doing it to be deceptive, that's complicated, we do it because it's the way we work. You don't go talking to the shark saying, "what are you up to Mr Shark?" "Where's this thing heading Mr Shark?" "I've seen you looking at other cut up fish...." "I've been reading this magazine.....answer these questions and it will tell me what kind of relationship we have..." "what star sign are you?"
Men = simple, direct You give too much credit. We have to LIE to you because otherwise you'd KNOW just how simple we are. We just want a quiet life.
If you walk away you don't have him any more. Happy? Nope. Now what Einstein? Date another guy? This guy likes you, BUT, is not ready to commit, if that's important to you, dump him and find one that matches your criteria - good luck - most good men are unavailable by the time you hit your thirties. All you get left with are rejects and returns and the odd bargain....

yea

this is so true
men hate needing women
they want a woman who is independent
when you ask for a help, they will try to find a way to escape
when you don't ask, they ll offer their help, but say sth like "i can do it my own." theyll damn impressed.

I Can Do It On My Own

Will they really be impressed? Been "doing it on my own" for some time now and not one guy has said, "Yeah, I know you can do it but I want to because I don't want YOU to have to do it!" Aargh. I seem to get the guys who want sex (which is great) but no commitment. What am I? Just some stupid blonde? Nope. So I'd like to hear it from a guy....what I am doing wrong...sex is great but it would be nice to get the brains with it!

I am forced to disagree.

All men are not "simple," as some people so eloquently put it. The one's that are "simple" are not so by any design or feature, but because they choose to be. We don't all fit the same mold and there are no secrets that apply to all men.

As a man, I find most of this rather repugnant. I have feelings, I talk about what's on my mind, I am not simple, I think promiscuity is disgusting, and I abhor dishonesty.

My girlfriend and I have been together for over two years and we have not yet had sex because we are waiting until we get married (No, I'm not religious and neither is she.)

Long story short; don't listen to these stereotypes. Instead of helping you, all they'll do is make you look like an ass, and because of that, you will likely repel any nice guys you come across.

In hindsight

I realized that some people might say "Well why are you on this website, then?"

I'm on this website because some parts of it are damn funny.

you're gay

Two years and no sex?? Do yourself a favor and follow her home one day to find out who she is REALLY fucking. FYI, women need sex too.

you're gay

Two years and no sex?? Do yourself a favor and follow her home one day to find out who she is REALLY fucking. FYI, women need sex too.

Women

Women don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Everything they do is based on FEELINGS. Feelings are stupid. Men don't hate needing women. The truth is, women need men a hell of a lot more than men need women. Men can jerk off- problem solved. Are women willing to provide for themselves and kids, listen to their own bitching, and fix the countless problems that arise as a result of their complete incompetence? I don't think so.

menarebetterthanwomen.com
foreignwomenonly.blogspot.com

The truth is out there.

Poor Guy

you must have a small dick, huh? either that or a serious inferiority complex. do us all a favor and grow a couple feet, get better looking and wake up - women all over america are providing for themselves and their kids because guys (with much bigger penises than you Im sure) knock them up, bitch out and leave. Youre so ugly and little-dicked that you have to buy imported women off the internet. Thats really must suck.

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