On sex: the female sex trick.
How to be a better lay in the sack than his last skank of a whore girlfriend.
Everybody wants to be a good lay. Everyone wants their sack-mate to tell friends how good they are in bed. And for this reason, people are always looking for a sex “trick.” But there is really only one sex trick for women:
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Show up. That’s it. Yep, it’s that easy.
Oh, sure, being naked helps, but it’s more important to be willing and enthusiastic. Men are more than happy to handle the whole taking-your-clothes-off-and-humping part. Being there is almost always guaranteed to increase the likelihood of your getting sex from a guy. Not much puts a male off the idea of having sex (unless you’re really ugly, but even then —if a guy's horny enough— you can get some). Sure there’s some weird vagina muscle thing you can do, but frankly, if you’re there, naked and psyched about having sex, men are happy to take it from there.
Three approaches to successful sex.
As much as men like to pretend that sex is automatic, there are times and conditions when things don’t always go as planned.
To guarantee that things (i.e. penises) go off without a hitch, you need to go into the bedroom (or car backseat) with the right mindset. Even though you don’t technically have to DO anything in order for sex to work, it does help a guy if you use these tips:
- 1.) Be really into him and make it obvious — don’t assume he’s been getting your subtle hints (he hasn’t). If a guy thinks a girl genuinely loves him, it’s super sexy and he’ll want to fuck you (unless he thinks you’re gross).
- 2.) Tell him you’re really into having sex (with HIM, and not just anyone with a penis). That alleviates any concerns he may have that he’s forcing you against your will. If a guy thinks a woman really WANTS to fuck, it’s super sexy and he’ll come no matter what (unless, again, he thinks you’re gross). Failing that,
- 3.) SHOW HIM that you’re really into having sex with him. Guys like a clear indicator that you want to be sexually molest you. They like obvious, visual signals (see below). And, when you’re in the throws of passion, try sounding like it (see below-er).
Wear sexy lingerie (Guys love that shit).
Why? Because lingerie is the Naval signal flag equivalent of “She’s good to go, Captain!” It’s the “all clear” sign that’s absolutely unambiguous. If a girl’s simply naked, that may not mean she wants sex. There could have another valid reason for it (such as a serious moth infestation).
But if a girl’s showing her unmentionables, there’s no confusion about her intent (for once). Plus, lingerie maximizes a woman’s best asset: Namely, a man’s imagination. In a man’s mind, you’ll look like a centerfold or supermodel, even if you think you look like an idiot.
It takes two to tango (and to fuck).
Sex, excluding masturbation, is a participation sport. Sure, you can lay there like a dead fish and do nothing, but that’s only fun for insecure guys and rapists. Normal guys generally like it when women respond to sexual advances in some way. You don’t have to go full-on Dominatrix on the guy, but a little enthusiasm and involvement goes a long way.
For instance, noise is a good thing. Not that we're encouraging "faking it". Maybe just embellish the noise you would normally make. Don't worry about waking the neighbors, it’s not like it lasts that long (watch a porno to get an idea of what "overdoing it" sounds like).
So let's recap:
Show up. Be willing. Wear something sexy. Yep, that’ll pretty much do it. No, wait. There’s one other thing you can do...
NEWSFLASH: Guys love oral sex.
Blow-jobs combine the two things men love most: Sex and sitting on their ass doing nothing. Other than smoking his pole, there’s not a lot to learn about pleasing guys. They’re pretty simple overall.
There is a spot between a guy’s balls and his asshole that you can stimulate, but some guys—okay a lot of guys—think it’s kinda gay. So if it’s a new relationship, stick with the knobber—it’s a sure thing. You can get to the more advanced stuff after you learn his last name.
So what if you’re NOT getting any from your man?
If you’re having trouble getting a guy to put out, here are some other possible, more serious, reasons:
- 1.) He's under a lot of stress
- 2.) He has a medical problem
- 3.) He doesn’t find you attractive
- 4.) He is fucking your best friend.
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If it’s stress, let him get some sleep and catch him first thing in the morning (aka “Morning Wood”). Or get him drunk, guys are much hornier with a few (not seventeen) drinks under their belt.
If it’s a medical problem, lovingly explain to him that if he doesn’t get checked out by a doctor soon, you’ll start doing the pool boy.
If he doesn’t find you attractive anymore, dump him and find someone who loves you for who you are, not what you look like.
And if he’s having an affair, pack his shit up, toss it out on the lawn, and get the locks changed. You don’t need to waste your life with someone who’s not in love with you. (And worse, won’t put out.)
As a woman, you should never have to work to get sex. After all, you’re the one with the vagina, right?
you could also ??????
if you realy cant get the sex going, why not take a friend along, to spice things up.....
HAHAH love the last comment.
HAHAH love the last comment. Huurray for having the Vagina.
Some people aren't into
Some people aren't into threesomes^. But, yeah. You shouldn't have to work for sex. Sometimes the stress problem is more chronic though and not solved by a night's sleep. Sometimes you just have to generally try to alleviate the stress on him like 1.) pick up some of his extra chores, something sweet that pulls some stress away, 2.) organize the finances so he's not worried about them and maybe buy him a gift he can enjoy and relax with, like a videogame or whatever he likes, 3.) do sexy stuff during the day. My man tells me that he frequently gets 'hot' during the day when I do things like look at him in a particular way, or bend over to cook, or whatever. Exaggerate it a little. You know, another big problem of men not wanting sex is that girls don't initiate anything. You may have a vagina, but if you're in a long-term relationship the best way to spice things up is to surprise him by being actively sexual before he is. My fiance told me that before we had our daughter, that it was just 'really sexy' sometimes if I'd initiate the loving. It helps keep him sexually active in general and, two birds with one stone, the sex tends to help remove stress.
Bull.
"If he doesn't find you attractive anymore, dump him and find someone who loves you for who you are not what you look like."
Actually she got fat IN SPITE OF the attention I showed her, and her idea of foreplay with me would get me arrested for sexual assault.
It's easy to tell this shit was written by a woman. Somehow women's shit never stinks, and men stink no matter what. Get a clue, if you act like a ball-buster all the time, block his access to friends and family, and turn into an offensive, shrieking harpy, he's more than justified in finding somewhere else to be - and it WILL be with someONE else, too.
Be a woman, not a man, you'll probably be fine. Demand to be his equal, and he'll treat you like one, all the way to the door he'll slam in your face.
I don't care how masochistic
I don't care how masochistic your ex was, if your done for sexual assault you fucking deserved it bud. You never deserve to cheat on someone, that just makes you scum. An whats this about not treating chicks equally? You need a fucking reality check! I'm reading the same thing you are and I don't see anything wrong with the logic at all.
I'm confused, but I'm trying
I'm confused, but I'm trying to see both sides of the story so, maybe it might help me in some way with my husband, because somethings gotta give or I will be leaving. I can't take much more.
Just having a vagina isn't enough anymore
Not in this century! If you have to work to get sex from your man, it might mean that he is ruled, more often than not, by the head that's supposed to be in charge.
That man isn't going to jump through hoops for you, like a trained poodle. Contrary to some myths, that doesn't make him asexual or gay, it makes him intelligent and mature.
Don't like it? Find yourself some dullard that CAN be led around by your vagina, and try not to complain about his hormone-addled idiocy. He's what you asked for.
Not enough anymore
So true! With the adult crowd (ie anyone who has gotten laid, ever), this is certainly the case. A woman has to be smart, funny, into him, in shape, independent, be crazy in bed but polite in public, etc. etc. Then, by the time we master all that shit, he gets all "issue-y", starts to find us intimidating, or too worthy of respect to fuck, and his madonna-whore thing starts to show. Next thing you know, we are effin purrfect, and he wants to show his respect by going to a movie or something equally dull. Men who can truly accept a woman's sexuality are as rare as the proverbial unicorn (the hawt 25 year old SWF who wants to have her first threesome with you and your boyfriend)
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