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Section 3: Getting guys

Submitted by editor on Thu, 12/01/2005 - 5:17pm
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Here's how to get a guy to marry you, or failing that, how to get one to sleep with you and still remember your name afterward.

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  • How to deal with guys.
    • How to think like a guy.
    • Why all the good ones are married.
    • Beauty doesn't guarantee happiness.
  • Does he have long-term potential?
  • On sex: the female sex trick.
    • Different kinds of fucking.
    • What causes kinkiness?
  • Write a personal ad.
    • Get sex in 25 words or less.
    • Personal ad questions.
  • Self-improvement, it's not just breast augmentation.
  • Virginity, is it just another fad?
  • How to be the perfect girlfriend or wife.
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