Welcome to the totally free “Relationshit Guide To Girls.” It’s the dating advice your father never gave you (because he was a loser who didn’t know jack about women). Not only will you probably laugh hysterically at a lot of it, you’ll also cry uncontrollably when you realize the depressing truth of it all.
On the following pages, you’ll learn valuable dating lessons like:
- What went wrong,
- Why it was probably your fault, and
- How to not fuck it up with the next bitch.
Then wipe the goddamn tears out of your bloodshot, bleary eyes, and learn how not to be such a pathetic loser anymore. You’re fucking welcome.