marriage - the shortcut to everything women want.
Simply having kids isn’t enough for most women. After all, kids are a lot of work. They cost a lot of money to raise. And they need a roof over their heads while the child grows. Now, any modern woman will insist that she is fully capable of providing all that for her offspring alone without the help of a man. And many probably could.
Men and Marriage:
Better understand the modern controversy over men's roles in societyBut doing it all is really hard work (nothing kills the excitement of pumping out a child like having to go to work the next day). Luckily, women have an out — it’s called a “husband.” These poor saps are essentially slaves to their wives and kids; men who trade their free-will away for occasional missionary-position sex. And any woman can easily get her own husband by just “forgetting” to take her birth control pill.
You see, getting married is a right of passage for women (much like getting drunk in Vegas and waking up next to a dead hooker is for men). Women dream about “the big day” from their earliest childhood. They plan everything down to the China pattern on the dishes. And the thought of getting married makes them crazier and crazier as they get older until they can’t stand waiting anymore and marry the next guy that doesn’t make them vomit.
The way Hollywood shovels it, women get married for love. But that’s not entirely true. Often, women will get married for ridiculous reasons, such as wanting to wear the big, white puffy dress they saw in a store when they were six. Or because they want a huge party where they’re the center of attention for once.
Marriage is an enormously life-changing event, yet why are women so cavalier about getting into one? Why do they seemingly marry the first jackass they can stomach? Because getting married — even for the hell of it — isn’t really a bad deal for women.
As we said, women want everything they can get, and marriage is the shortcut to getting it all. Look at the incentives for a woman to get hitched:
- 1.) She gets a free house.
- 2.) She gets a free car.
- 3.) She gets to have kids (her primary function).
- 4.) She gets to stay home and watch soap operas.
- 5.) She gets to quit her job (forever, if she works it right).
- 6.) And when she’s tired of you, she gets to divorce you and take half of your shit.
Happy Housewives
Darla Shine asks housewives: What have you got to complain about?Now consider everything a woman has to give up when she gets married:
- 1.) Having to look attractive.
- 2.) Being nice to guys (including you).
- 3.) Putting out to guys (especially you).
- 4.) Paying off her credit card debt (that’s your job now).
Can YOU spot the only downside? That’s right: She has to let you fuck her. But, if she can fake a headache she doesn’t even have to do that. What can we say? In most states, if you marry a girl in a whirlwind of romance and Long Island Ice Teas, you can lose half your stuff to your new bride and a competent divorce lawyer. Yeah. How’s that for a consolation prize? Hey, thanks for playing. Better luck next time, sucker.
this is the biggest load of
this is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen. If you think your woman is just letting you fuck her as an exchange for house/car whatever then you probably don't know how to fuck her.
amen to that first
This is such a common male fallacy! Not true at all. A woman who requires payment for sex is a prostitute. A non-prostitute is expressing love for you and/or hoping to get off just as much as you are. So get with it and provide some good quality sex and love, y'all. A woman who does not require good loving sex from you but instead requires financial stuff is basically a hooker and I feel sorry for your shallow ass if you marry her. I have ALWAYS contributed at least equally to the financial end of whatever partnership I have been in.
hi
Hey are you single and have your tubes tied :)
Yes and no
Women DO love sex, maybe not as much as men, but they love it. However, they love their own fantasies more. Once a guy stops feeding her fantasies, she loses her attraction to him, and isn't interested in sex any more. Men want their women to look good and be pleasant.
The problem is that it's impossible for a man to be that perfect being, while it's entirely possible for a woman to take care of her appearance and be mostly pleasant.
A woman's fantasy is usually very detailed, but almost all of them have this one characteristic: their man is of the highest possible status that this woman could land.
Men who very successfully rise in their station remain attractive to their women, even if they don't meet the other parts of the fantasy. Usually this is financial success, but it could be any type of success that brings positive attention to him. Women are attracted to status more than anything, men are attracted to pleasantness and good looks. Women want other women to be jealous of the successful guy they've roped. Men want other men to admire them for landing that hot woman who is pleasant and fun.
In the end, though, every man hits a bump in the road. Life isn't a never-ending series of successes for most of us. That's when even the best men lose their women (unless, of course, the woman has let herself go, in which case she has no other options and is stuck with this 'loser').
UM I'm with the website.
UM I'm with the website. been with my girl for 4 years, fucked like rabbits for the first two and now I'm lucky to get it twice a month. And we ain't even married yet!!!!!
It don't get no better
F'ing wimmen are all the same.
All you haters are probably women
The authors of this web site like to use humor in their various articles, but the basic premise is the cold, hard Truth: Sex is a commodity, and in the heterosexual world*, women have all the oil wells and we men have the gas guzzlers.
As a serious student of pimposophy**, I have found that men can still maintain the upper hand. There are two categories of men - symps and pimps. Symps are men who have been indoctrinated by the cultural mythos; that women "want" nice guys, that love triumphs, yadayadayada. In return, women milk them like boa constrictors, emotionally and financially. Occasionally, these poor guys get rewarded with a "sympathy f*ck". Hence "symp". A chump.
A pimp sees the game for what it is and acts accordingly. Sites like this one, that strive to open men's eyes to the great big con game we've allowed ourselves to be sucked in to, are sure to attract intense, laser-like hate.
Study what's being presented here carefully. As they said in "The Godfather": In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns." Learning to respect a shotgun for the powerful weapon that it is, is not misogynistic.
Peace.
* It's no coincidence that many fashion designers are gay. Even gay men understand and appreciate the concept of feminine beauty.
**G00gle it.
Shit
Im One Of Those Nice Guys Ur Talking About... Tks For Pointing It Out For Me ;)
Time To Change
Bad Sex
Sex only becomes a commodity if it sucks! XP
WTF?
How many newlywed guys you know bought their wife a house and a car, without her at least chipping in? None of the guys I know do, and I also don't know any girls who plan on giving up their career and life outside of the relationship to become a sammich-making stay-at-home mom.
the key word being "plan"
Few women probably "plan" on giving up their careers. But how many end up doing exactly that? Lots.
Wife is just another word for whore
Truth of the matter is that wives have always been prostitutes.
In exchange for a man's resources, she has to be his wife.
This deal has gotten a lot less attractive to men as men can do anything a woman can do just as well or better. I can easily say I can cook, clean, and do the laundry better than any woman in my age group. Minus the giving birth and bleeding every month thing, I don't really get what having a wife ads.
This Article Speaks The Truth Guys!
This is absolutely true, and I speak from considerable experience!
Women are calculating! They do manipulate and take advantage of men! What's more - they think it's ok for them to do this. They think it's perfectly fair, and that they are "entitled" to - well, everything!.
Also, in modern western society now - despite their endless bleating about how hard done by they are - make no mistake, WOMEN HOLD ALL THE CARDS, THEY HAVE ALL THE ADVANTAGES AND ALL THE RIGHTS.
Men's only hope is to realise what women are really like and be one step ahead of them. Oh! And DON'T GET MARRIED! NO EXCEPTIONS - EVER!
Best of luck guys.
Marriage
wow this is really eye-opening! im glad im reading this while im still young
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