Conclusions, summations and shit.
So there you have it — everything we know about relationships in black and white. Our advice isn’t perfect or complete, and it isn’t gonna solve all your problems — your situation will probably be different and your mileage may vary.
But for the most part, you can now go into relationships with more knowledge than your Dad had when he settled for your mom, so you’ve got a head start right there.
We hope we’ve provided the kind of info that other books on relationships never talk about. We hope this info has debunked many of the myths about human coupling, because myths are no basis for a successful long-term relationship.
And, while we’re not saying that this is the only truth, it’s probably a lot closer than most of the shit people have shoveled into your head up to this point.
To sum up: Don’t marry the first woman who lets you screw her, and don’t believe every word out of her mouth no matter how sincerely she says it. Most chicks are fucked up, end of story. There’s nothing you can do about it, so get used to it (they think guys are fucked up, too). Learn to deal.
Women are generally trouble, but they have their good points. If you find a good one, lock her down and protect her from all the assholes out there, but don’t get some crazy idea that “she completes you” or else you need to start wearing dresses — sorry, it’s the law.
Appreciate a good woman, but treat her like an equal, not a fantasy or a goddess. Treat her like you want her to treat you. If she’s special, let her know it. If she doesn’t reciprocate, throw her back, reread this book and go get the kind of woman you really want (yet definitely don’t deserve).
At the end of the day, what else are you gonna do? Fuck guys? Yeah, nice menu, huh?
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