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Dating Chicks, What to do.

So you want to take a girl out.

We won’t lie — asking a woman out can be the most nerve-wracking act of social suicide a man can undertake.

Having sex with a chick.

Sex is the one area where guys have the supreme, winner-takes-all advantage because Mom Nature wants to motivate men to have as much sex as possible with as many female partners as possible. As a result, orgasming is — short of some physical or psychological problem — a veritable inevitability (much like falling asleep afterward and drooling). Sex is, after all, the main reason you’re here (you certainly aren’t doing anything important with your life, right?). And human procreation lets you “pass the genetic baton” in the hope that your offspring won’t be as big a loser as you are.

An incomplete history of human dating.

There was a time when men and women didn’t have to date.

Asking women out - a gameplan.

When a pretty woman catches your eye, you’re going to want to immediately go jump her pelvic bones, it’s only natural. But, unless it’s consensual, it’s also rape. So try to keep your dick in your pants until she gives you the high-sign. Okay?

Asking women out - where to take a girl.

Once you line up a date, your first task is to figure out where to take the lady. Some women like the man to plan the whole event, while others are put off by guys who are “too controlling,” which just means THEY want to be in control. The best idea then — just like when dealing with a toddler — is to bring a few options and let your date pick the one she likes best. That way, you control the possibilities (and expenses), and she controls the decision; everybody wins.

What to do on a date to increase your odds.

Once you know where you’re going, there’s the problem of what to do on your date. How to act. How not to act. What to say. And what not to say. You’re under a microscope on a date, and you don’t want to blow it by doing something stupid.

The key to getting to first base: Listen like a guy.

While relieving yourself sexually removes much of the incentive to go on a date in the first place, you have to take the long view when it comes to getting sex. We could give you the number of some easy girls, but that’s not a long term solution. No, you need to learn how to get laid for a lifetime.

Making your move on a woman.

If the date is going well, you’re going to have to make your move, i.e. go in for the kiss. How do you know when to make your move? You guess. If she’s still out with you at the end of the night, you can safely assume one of two things: She’s either extremely polite. Or she likes you. Either way, what have you got to lose? Besides, getting slapped doesn’t hurt that much and then you’ll know for sure.

Rejection sucks.

Unless you truly are God’s gift to women (and that’s unlikely if you’re reading this), you might as well get used to the idea that, in your dealings with the opposite sex, you will get the “Let’s just be friends” speech. A lot.

Does she have long-term potential?

Even if everything about a girl adds up on paper that doesn’t mean you have marriage-material on your hands; things could get very different the longer you’re with her (and the more you learn about the weird tick she assures you is ‘nothing’).

How to be a great lay.

Fucking is technically, and physically, pretty damn easy. Any adolescent, shit-for-brains can do it (even you!), so don’t sweat the logistics. All you need to do is get her naked, yourself naked, then ease your erect penis into her lubricated vagina, do your best jumping-frog impersonation and 3 minutes later — KA-BLOOIE! — you’ve painted her uterus with a coat of active spermatozoa.

What you're doing wrong in bed.

If you’re like most men, you want to fuck badly, in the worst possible way. And that, unfortunately for women, is precisely the way most men fuck. Men are so intent on getting their own orgasm that they frequently cheat partners out of theirs. Worse, they cheat themselves out of repeat sex.

How to fuck right, aka “the sex trick®.”

Now that you know what you’re doing wrong and what women want in bed, the question then becomes, how do you increase the likelihood of your woman’s orgasm? The answer is by using the Sex Trick®.

Women don't want to fuck as much as guys.

Even with The Sex Trick®, there’s a good chance you’ll still have trouble finding willing sex partners. Why? Because women don’t want sex as much as you do. Don’t let watching adult film actresses jump pizza boys delude you.

Sadism, Masochism and other ways of fucking.

Once you’ve mastered The Sex Trick®, you may be getting so much tail that ordinary missionary-style sex could get boring (dare to dream).

Is it kinky or non-consensual?

When the lights go out, anything goes. Okay, well maybe not anything. Despite all the controversy “kinky sex” stirs up in today’s overly conservative, adolescent-minded culture, there’s really a clear line between what’s deviant behavior and what’s criminal behavior. And that line is consent.

Wear a fucking condom, dickhead.

Before you rush right out to put The Sex Trick® into practice, wait just a minute. Remember that sex is all about fundamentals. So let’s not get ahead of ourselves, okay?

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