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Guy's Guide
- Section 1: Getting dumped
- So you got dumped - get over it
- dwelling on your breakup will not help.
- don't take a breakup personally.
- try to keep some perspective about getting dumped.
- an emotional roadmap thru dumpsville.
- why stalking ex-girlfriends makes you a loser.
- get your life back after a breakup - and your penis, too.
- dating survival tactics.
- why you got dumped - you like the wrong chicks.
- Do better with chicks the next time.
- Breaking up is hard to do.
- Section 2: About chicks
- What chicks want vs what chicks need.
- understanding women - they need what you need.
- understanding women - they want everything they can get.
- Why women dress like sluts (Spoiler: it's not the reason you're hoping).
- Women are fucked up about love.
- understanding women - they're fucking crazy.
- understanding women - don't.
- understanding women - how they fall in love.
- How women get what they want from you.
- marriage - the shortcut to everything women want.
- why you should not date beautiful women.
- how women win - manipulation and mind games.
- understanding women - how they want love.
- Section 3: Getting Chicks
- Attracting women, even you can do it.
- finding women to date - where are they?
- Finding women to date - write a personal ad that works.
- Dating tips - why you can't get chicks.
- What you should look for in a date.
- Do you share common goals with your date?
- Dating tips - what women find attractive.
- Dating tips - looks don't matter.
- Dating tips - do women want money or fame?
- Dating tips - market your brand persona.
- Dating tips - find your inner-asshole.
- Dating tips - be confident, not a douche bag.
- Improve yourself and improve your odds.
- Appearances matter - a little.
- Weeding out incompatible women.
- Section 4: Dating Chicks
- Section 5: Marrying a chick
- Reasons not to get married.
- Reasons not to get married - because she wants to.
- Reasons not to get married - you think you are in love.
- Reasons not to get married - different religions.
- Reasons not to get married - different classes.
- Reasons not to get married - different races.
- Reasons not to get married - want lots of sex.
- Reasons not to get married - companionship.
- Reasons not to get married - money.
- Reasons not to get married - appearing hetero.
- Reasons to get married.
- Marriage: there's no winning.
- Reasons not to get married.
- Section 6: Dumping Bitches
- Conclusions.
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Section 4: Dating Chicks
Getting a woman to go out with you is not easy, but it can be done. For the sake of argument, we’re gonna assume that you’re an average looking guy who’s just not getting the chicks. Well, there’s likely a good reason for that. And that reason is women don’t like you.
But it’s not your fault, entirely. Women don’t like men in general. Men are rude, messy, often drunk, prone to fighting and they smell like...well, men. When you think about it, what's there to like? Not damn much. Which is why getting a chick is so hard for men. You have to overcome a woman’s natural predisposition to avoid you as if you have an open sore and the Black Plague. The odds, friend, are against you.
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A counter proposal:
Women are all too often ridiculous-in-expectations,unclean where it counts, way too sober, prone to excessive bitching, and they smell like "Vanilla Fields" (nose-curdling toxin worse than any natural gas).
Frankly, I'm amazed the Cyberpussy hasn't garnered an even more faithful following.
Tim, Fargo, ND
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Uh, Tim...You got an address or catalog number fer that Cyberpussy? Over...
Cyberpussy?
Ok I have no idea what cyberpussy is...but anything with that p-word in it is intriguing. As for women being physco clean, it's all true. I worked as a mop jockey at Burger King back in the day, and one time they had me cleaning the womens toilets. Jeezus, being a regular guy, I'd long grown accustomed to the idea that toilets are supposed to smell like stale shit. It's natural that way, right? Anyway, the women's toilets sure as hell didn't need cleaning and the whole place smelled like perfume. Dunno what the chicks do in there, but that ceramic water-filled sculpture must have made a pleasant conversation piece.
Good point
I think you have a point there. It's not our fault per se as our species fault. But what I would make another point is you have to try. If you don't try you won't know if you will succeed. I would go onto free social networs to find dates because the awkwardness is broken due to the fact both of you are in the social netowork.
I agree
And I agree with visitor. You have to try.
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