Dating tips - looks don't matter.

Want to know what women really find attractive in a man? Damn near anything. Seriously. Chicks really aren’t all that discriminating when it comes to liking men. Or pets. Or candy, for that matter.

What Women Want Men to Know Besides how to lick better.

Thankfully, women can almost always find something about a man to use as a basis for emotional attachment. Because, in what may be the single most trite and cliché concept we’ve offered yet — and we realize that’s saying something — women actually are attracted to the “inner you.” (There, we said it. And we feel so unclean now...) Of course, to get close enough to know the “inner you,” she has to get past the “outer you” and your off-putting body odor.

Seduce Me! What Women Really Want.

Now, you’d think that looking good would count for something with the ladies, but frankly, it’s not as high on their checklist as it is on yours.

Women are more interested in your personality than your appearance, because even the dimmest girl knows that most really good-looking men are most likely gay and will always hog the damn mirror.

Looks matter only to women if everything else is equal. In fact, the main reason women consider looks at all is to make sure your gene pool isn’t a stagnant cesspool covered in putrid algae and feces.

So buck up, you lucky, ugly bastard. Things could be a lot worse — you could be poor.