Dating tips - looks don't matter.

Want to know what women really find attractive in a man? Damn near anything. Seriously. Chicks really aren't all that discriminating when it comes to liking men. Or pets. Or candy, for that matter.

What Women Want Men to Know Besides how to lick better.

In what may be the single most trite and cliché concept we've offered yet—and that's saying something—women actually are attracted to the "inner you." (There, we said it. And we feel so unclean now...)

Thankfully, most women can almost always find something about a man to like, and to use as a basis for emotional attachment. Of course, to get to that point, she has to get past his jack-ass personality and off-putting body odor. (Somehow, they manage.)

Seduce Me! What Women Really Want.

Now, you'd think that looking good would count for something with the ladies, but frankly, it's not as high on their checklist as it is on yours.

Women are more interested in your personality than your appearance, because even the dimmest girl knows that most really good-looking men are most likely gay and will always hog the damn mirror.

Looks matter only to women if everything else is equal. In fact, the main reason women consider looks at all is to make sure your gene pool isn't a stagnant cesspool covered in putrid algae feces.

So buck up, you lucky, ugly bastard. Things could be a lot worse; you could be poor.