Section 3: Getting Chicks

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Now that you know about female motivations and tricks, you can go about the business of looking for a woman who’s the least manipulative you can find. But before you go off half-cocked, let’s get one thing straight: There’s no such thing as the Perfect Woman.

Read that line again.

There’s no such thing as the Perfect Woman.

Hell, you’ll be lucky to even find a decent one. As we’ve said before, “The One” does not exist for you, or anyone else. No two people are “made” for each other.

Read that line again. There’s no such thing as the Perfect Woman.

Do you seriously believe that, in an limitless universe of random chance, you can only find happiness with one woman? If you do, you have to stop getting your life lessons from romance novels, and start getting them from writers like Charles Darwin.

On this planet, your job as a young man is to impregnate women, and a woman’s job is to make sure the child survives to adulthood. At it’s core, life is that simple. Procreation is your only reason for existing, not finding perfect love.

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You wouldn’t be here if primitive man had had to find his soul-mate before procreating. Remember, back them, mankind was letting incest slide in order to avoid going extinct (see Adam & Eve’s bored kids). Besides, holding out for one particular woman would’ve seriously cut down on the number of kids, and resulting different gene combinations, produced. Evolution requires a shot-gun approach to survival — you knock-up as many women as you can in hopes that at least a few of them will have the genetic traits to survive to adulthood and procreate themselves.

On a logistical level the whole idea of a soul-mate falls apart, too. What happens if someone else meets your soul-mate first? Or you meet and marry someone else’s? Or yours becomes a supermodel and has her pick of other women’s soul-mates? Or yours falls off a steep cliff? Life is full of random variables and pretty fucking unpredictable. If you never meet yours because a train was late, are you expected to spend the rest of your life unhappy? That’s retarded.

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The emotional bond you form with a woman comes from a cocktail of chemicals manufactured by your body and your history of shared experiences, not from being shot in the ’nads with an arrow by an overweight, nude fairy.

That’s why arranged marriages work every bit as well as marriage based on love. Marriage was created for practicality’s sake between families, not childish idyllic notions. The man/woman combination is simply “sex for security” — an arrangement that ancient people thought worked pretty well, so they institutionalized it.

At one time, the idea of One True Love may have been quaint, but now it’s hyped up bullshit propagated by Hollywood and greeting card companies to sell movie tickets and Valentine cards. Are we clear on that? Great. Now you’re well on your way to becoming an adult capable of independent thought. And you might just find a satisfying relationship yet.

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Logistically, the idea of a soul-mate falls apart, too. What happens if someone else meets your soul-mate first? Or you meet someone else's? Or yours becomes a supermodel and has her pick of other women's soul-mates? Or yours falls off a steep cliff? Life is full of variables and pretty fucking random. If you never meet yours because a train was late, are you expected to spend the rest of your life unhappy? That's retarded.

At one time, the idea may have been quaint, but now it's hyped up bullshit propagated by Hollywood and greeting card companies to sell movie tickets and Valentine cards. Are we clear on that? Great. Now you're well on your way to becoming an adult capable of independent thought. And you might just find a satisfying relationship yet.

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That soulmate stuff is utter horseshit. In a relationship, a man better find someone who won't break his balls. It's easy to say, "I love you", but it takes a hell of a lot to say, "I like you, too!"

your gay, acknowledge it.

please learn the proper usage of “you’re” vs “your”, you illiterate dumbass.

Like that is suppose to be an insult in this day and age.

Implying that you have problems with your main form of communication should be a pretty big insult. There are people in this world who can speak multiple languages, but you seem to have difficulty with just one? I’d be offended.

haha.

Arranged marriage all the way. Everyone knows their place. Only real men out there in the world are still in the middle east and the Indian subcontinent. AMEN!!!!!!!!

sometimes it’s true..hehe!! im mad about this shit

SO WHAT IF HIS GRAMMAR SUCKS. HE’S MAKING A POINT.

And the point is that he is his gay, and he should acknowledge that.

Great maaaan !!!

love the thoughts, feels really relieved.

capable of indapendant thought (no need for this site then!!!!) HOO ha!!!! lols

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fuck hollywood!

“Men don’t have feelings, they just run around doing whatever their cocks tell them to.” and “Women don’t care about sex, they just want to cuddle and be loved.” Complete and total horseshit. Both genders like sex. Both genders want love. And both to varying degrees.

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