Cheer up, getting dumped was inevitable.
Hear that loud, annoying noise? Yeah, that's the Reality alarm. It's time to wake up, Mr. Delusional. This isn't the 1950s anymore. And the traditional male/female roles that you grew up believing are long dead.
The new roles are being written everyday by men just like you, who are stumbling their way through the dark void of nothingness that is Modern Romance—a void with no up or down, left or right, right or wrong. Without an obvious direction forward or path to follow, it's no wonder guys are more lost than than a vegetarian at a barbecue.
Frankly, it's not surprising when a relationship disintegrates these days; it's surprising when it doesn't. Just as many relationships fail as succeed, proving that relationships are all crap-shoots anyway. You took your shot and threw snake-eyes. But does that mean you give up gambling? Hell, no. You just have a drink and try another table.
The 1950s (American Popular Culture Through History)
Have the 1950s been overly romanticized? You fucking know it.Hey, some things were just never meant to be. Like the Cubbies winning the Pennant. Diamond Dave staying with Van Halen. Or Kelly Osbourne having a "singing career." Some things just aren't in the stars. You try to make them work but, no matter how hard you work at them, they still turn to shit. No matter how many times you resist telling her, "Those pants don't make you look fat, your ass does," you just can't keep it together. Still, even though your love took a header into a dumpster, don't take it too badly. It has a shit-load of company.
you have helped open my eyes
this is the most valuable site for any guy out there trying to get over being dumped. Your brutal honesty and sense of humour have helped me realise the pointlessness feeling like shit over a break up, but rather getting off my goddamn ass making things happen.
nice reading, but...
Its kinda hard to read white text over a dark background, please....
Do It the Right Way!
If you think the relationship is going south, do the dumping. I'm jaded and bitter from dating over 50 worthless chicks, so take it from me. Dump her before reaching for the life preserver. You'll actually feel great about it. All the shit she's caused you will blow up in her face. I've done this almost every time, and I've never regretted it. Do the breaking up yourself. You don't have to be kind about it, either. Screw 'er.
Do It the Right Way!
If you think the relationship is going south, do the dumping. I'm jaded and bitter from dating over 50 worthless chicks, so take it from me. Dump her before reaching for the life preserver. You'll actually feel great about it. All the shit she's caused you will blow up in her face. I've done this almost every time, and I've never regretted it. Do the breaking up yourself. You don't have to be kind about it, either. Screw 'er.
i am a girl
in my oppinion these things happens in many relationships. it was interesting reading a different viewpoint, and it is true how things have changed during the years, not only for you guys but for everybody living in this world. EVERYTHING is full of CRAP and sometimes somethings are just inevitablely to happen. mmmm anyways whoever read this and completly agrees with this i gotta tell you 'not everything gotta be a give it, give up, or a war kinda thing' mmm i think that i agree with the mayority of the text bacaus i am not conservative or hopeless about relationships
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