she dumped you because you weren't her type

If you’re looking for a scapegoat for your relationship tanking, you can probably blame it on your feet.

Just Your Type: The Secrets of Personality Type.

See, when you first met your Ex, you were both putting your best feet forward. But as time goes by, your best foot started to get tired. And so, weeks later, you began subbing in your other foot. (You know, the one that smells sorta skanky and has that weird blister that won’t go away?) The foot that’s a more accurate representation of the real you than your best foot. And maybe she just didn’t like that type of foot.

What’s wrong with your foot, you ask? (Besides the fact that it’s skanky and blister-ridden?) Who knows why you and your foot weren’t her type.

Maybe you were too intense for her. Not intense enough. Too “funny.” Not funny enough. Too macho. Not macho enough. Too demanding. Not demanding enough. Too prone to violent outbursts. Too left-handed. Too tanned. Too ethnic. Too blinky. Too alcoholic. Too poor. Too loud.

Or maybe she was using some arbitrary criteria.

Regardless of the reason for the breakup, there’s jack shit you can do about it now, so sit back down and take the F. What the deal-breaker was doesn’t really matter anyhow; it was something and that’s enough.

Don’t waste your time dwelling on it. After all, if the reason she dumped you was something you couldn’t do anything about, what do you gain by knowing it? Nothing. And if it was something you could do something about, do you really want a woman who couldn’t communicate it, or who wasn’t willing to give you the chance to correct it? Fuck, no.

Besides, finding out the problem so you don’t do it again with your next girlfriend is pointless, because it’s damn unlikely you’ll date such a judgmental bitch the next time, right? Right?