So you got dumped - get over it
Like we said, knowing the reason why she broke up up with you might be nice to know — how else will you be able to torture yourself for the next few decades? — but it really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. Over the course of your life on this planet, this one relationship will be nothing more than a short blip. A road-side stop for sex along the highway to happiness.
Yes, we know you really loved her. Yeah, we know you had something “special.” Of course she told you that she loved you. Uh huh, no one else has ever been as happy together as you two...blah, blah, fucking blah. We’ve all been there, pal.
To be honest, the only thing we didn’t know about your “special relationship” was, what took her so long to dump your sorry ass? (We lost 50 bucks in the office pool.)
But in the end, she dumped you. And you’re gonna have to deal with that reality. You have to put the whole fucking fiasco behind you. What really matters now is getting over it. And there are damn good reasons why it won’t be easy.