try to keep some perspective about getting dumped.
In order to get over a breakup, you have to keep some perspective. You have to look at your situation from the big picture. Put some distance between you and your predicament. Only then, can you truly realize how creepy and pathetic you look, curled up in a fetal position, crying like a little girl. Damn, have some dignity man! (Aw, we're just fucking with you—go ahead and cry...ya big baby.)
Better now? Okay, where were we? Riiiight...keeping perspective.
It's easy to think that your Ex was perfect (thereby making you imperfect because she doesn't want to be with you). But that's withdrawl-induced logic, not to mention total bullshit.
Make no mistake, your Ex had flaws. HUGE ones, probably. But don't take our word for it, ask your friends. You might not have seen all her numerous annoying qualities, but your friends sure as hell did. They probably even had a funny nickname for her, like "Frigid Cocktease Bitchface" or something. (Be sure to ask.)
The point is, when love crashes and burns, it really makes you question things about life. Things like "What did I do wrong? Will I ever find true love? Why is everyone staring at me? Am I saying all this out loud?" and "Oh, shit. Did someone just call security?" among others. But here's something to always keep in mind.
Your Ex is one of 3 billion female homo-sapiens walking this planet. So even if the love of your life was one in a million, there are still 3,000 women out there exactly like her (and a few probably have bigger tits). Frankly, she isn't all that special. So don't beat yourself up over getting trashed. In time, you'll barely remember her name.
How much time? Glad you asked.
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