Reasons not to get married.

If you ask your parents why they got married, they'll probably tell you about the romantic night they met and made wild, passionate love, followed by your Grandfather forcing your Dad to say, "I do" at gunpoint three months later. For the record, unintended pregnancy is not a good reason to get married.

Marriage is a good and valuable institution. But don't get suckered into marrying a woman just because you're getting sex. It's easy enough to do, but if the woman isn't someone you can see yourself waking up next to 20 years from now, then you've got better things to do than getting married; such as finding someone you really do want to spend your time with. Marriage is a serious issue for a man, so don't treat it lightly. The reasons to go through with it are few; the reasons to bail on it are many.

The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy: How to Turn Your Fantasies into Reality

You haven't dated around.

If the girl you want to commit your life to is the first girl you've ever dated and/or slept with, do NOT fucking marry her. You're a brainless idiot for even considering it. There is a fuck load of women out there and, without having dated them or fucked them, you have no basis for any comparison. You may think your girl is 'great,' but you're just guessing. You don't know for sure, do you? No. You may well be passing up the chance to find a 'fantastic' girl (or, more realistically, less of a nutcase than your current girlfriend.) Odds are good that you'll find an even better girl if you keep looking.

Marrying the first girl you think you love is like walking into a car showroom and buying the first car they show you. Yes, driving is better than walking, but you don't know all your options are yet; maybe you'd rather have a truck. Or a motorcycle. Explore your choices before you decide.

Woman never miss an opportunity to comparison shop every fucking store in the mall, do they? No, because they're not suckers (just hypocrites). Women shop endlessly for an outfit they won't wear for more than a few years, yet rush men to choose something they'll be stuck with for a lifetime. Take your fucking time.

The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you're sorry.

Frankly, you shouldn't even be considering getting married until you've slept with at least 5 different women (how many cars would you test-drive before buying one?). Only then will you have an idea of what you're getting, and be cool with what you're passing up. That's how you make an informed decision like a rational adult and not a life-ruining decision like an impulsive, ignorant child.