- Section 1: Getting dumped
- So you got dumped - get over it
- dwelling on your breakup will not help.
- don't take a breakup personally.
- try to keep some perspective about getting dumped.
- an emotional roadmap thru dumpsville.
- why stalking ex-girlfriends makes you a loser.
- get your life back after a breakup - and your penis, too.
- dating survival tactics.
- why you got dumped - you like the wrong chicks.
- Do better with chicks the next time.
- Breaking up is hard to do.
- Section 2: About chicks
- What chicks want vs what chicks need.
- understanding women - they need what you need.
- understanding women - they want everything they can get.
- Why women dress like sluts (Spoiler: it's not the reason you're hoping).
- Women are fucked up about love.
- understanding women - they're fucking crazy.
- understanding women - don't.
- understanding women - how they fall in love.
- How women get what they want from you.
- marriage - the shortcut to everything women want.
- why you should not date beautiful women.
- how women win - manipulation and mind games.
- understanding women - how they want love.
- Section 3: Getting Chicks
- Attracting women, even you can do it.
- finding women to date - where are they?
- Finding women to date - write a personal ad that works.
- Dating tips - why you can't get chicks.
- What you should look for in a date.
- Do you share common goals with your date?
- Dating tips - what women find attractive.
- Dating tips - looks don't matter.
- Dating tips - do women want money or fame?
- Dating tips - market your brand persona.
- Dating tips - find your inner-asshole.
- Dating tips - be confident, not a douche bag.
- Improve yourself and improve your odds.
- Appearances matter - a little.
- Weeding out incompatible women.
- Section 4: Dating Chicks
- Section 5: Marrying a chick
- Reasons not to get married.
- Reasons not to get married - because she wants to.
- Reasons not to get married - you think you are in love.
- Reasons not to get married - different religions.
- Reasons not to get married - different classes.
- Reasons not to get married - different races.
- Reasons not to get married - want lots of sex.
- Reasons not to get married - companionship.
- Reasons not to get married - money.
- Reasons not to get married - appearing hetero.
- Reasons to get married.
- Marriage: there's no winning.
- Reasons not to get married.
- Section 6: Dumping Bitches
- Conclusions.
Reasons not to get married - companionship.
If you're getting married because you want companionship, get a dog. It'll be more affectionate, cost less and won't bitch about everything you do, or don't do. Besides, marriage doesn't guarantee companionship as much as it guarantees "togetherness." And togetherness isn't always a good thing; imagine being chained to a toilet with one of your parents for 20 years. (Yeah, togetherness isn't so great now, is it?)

Misery (DVD)
Remember how this almost turned out?Most guys tend to gloss over a girl's less-than-ideal traits when first dating. But, when you're married to that girl—and you can't get away from those traits—they're all you notice. And living with a woman who annoys you day after day, month after month and year after year will, sooner or later, drive you to purchase a heavy-duty wood-chipper (even though you don't live near any trees).






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