Reasons not to get married - you think you are in love.

You'd think "being in love" would be sufficient reason for getting married; but you'd be wrong. Love is an integral part of any good relationship, true, but if that's all you've got going for the relationship, you're both fucked.

Why We Love: The Nature and Chemistry of Romantic Love.

You see, "Love conquers all" is another idealistic lie told by Hollywood. You're fooling yourself if you think love will overcome all the obstacles and problems of everyday life.

Love only conquers loneliness and horniness; Love is, in actuality, a total fucking wuss. It can get its ass kicked by any number of things: Misunderstandings. Jealousy. Snide remarks. And rude gestures.

Worse, that's just the amateur level stuff. Love is so fragile and weak it shouldn't even get in the ring with professional relationship wreckers like the following.