Reasons to get married: sex is awesome.
Good sex is important in a relationship. Especially since you’re planning on fucking the same girl for the rest of your life. If she still turns your crank after you’ve been nailing her for awhile, there’s a good chance you’ll always find her hot (or at least as hot as you could find any married chick).
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Very often, sex inside a committed relationship gets a bad rap. While it may not be as spontaneous, passionate, exciting, muscle-pulling, history-making, neighbor-waking or voyeuristic as sex in a filthy nightclub bathroom, committed sex still has its perks. What committed sex lacks in raw animal excitement, it more than makes up for in not playing Pregnancy Test Roulette. And for every one hot encounter you have with a sexy stranger, you’ll have ten double-baggers that end with you waiting in line at the Free Clinic.
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Techniques Women Want Man to Know.Sex with the woman you love is just more stress-free than sex with a complete stranger. You don’t have to worry if you’ll be able to “perform.” You don’t have to worry about her laughing at the size of your cock. You don’t have to worry about her showing up at your door with a patrimony lawyer. And you don’t have to worry about remembering her name.
Sex with someone you love offers quality, whereas sex with someone you just met offers excitement and danger. By itself, great sex is not a good reason to get married. But, it’s not a bad start.
REASONS TO GET MARRIED: SEX IS AWESOME
95% of married couples would laugh their buttocks off at this comment.
The other 5% hasn't been married long enough.
Sex is "awesome", eh?
The old saw about marriage being the cure for nymphomania has some truth to it. And the one that a woman who loves to suck dick will get over it after the honeymoon is finished is also true more often that one would like to believe. But probably the biggest destruction of the 'awesome sex' in marriage is just the everyday grind of taking care of shit, especially once you have kids. Sex eventually becomes more the JOB of sex rather than the Joy of sex. And as you age further...fuggedaboudid. Once her physicality changes to the point that she no longer believes herself to be attractive (wrinkles and gravity does that to virtually every woman eventually) she will no longer want to act sexy, be sexy, or have sex. Unless you do yeoman's duty to get her feeling comfortable, feeling sexy, feeling good, and turned on. After a number of years...it becomes just way too much trouble, let me tell ya.
Marriage differs from prostitution only in that there is an exclusivity clause with high termination penalties in marriage. Oh, and cash-on-the-barrelhead sex is cheaper over the long run. Often over the short run as well. And you don't have to put in days of preparation and work to get a woman who is feeling old and used up to get 'in the mood'. Fuck that noise.
So the Sex is Awesome part of reasons to get married is temporary. Enjoy it while you can; it will be over soon enough.
...and another comment that comes to mind...
Getting married for the sex is like buying a Boeing 747 jetliner for the free peanuts. You have no idea what you are getting yourself into. Buy it by the hour; women should be paid to go away, not to have sex with you.
Awsome sex? PFFT!
You're sill okay after decades of marriage, but more and more she's becoming a Once A Month Wonder. If you're lucky. Sure, some women stay randy longer than others, but these seem to be few and far between.
Married sex has been a running joke ever since the first couple said "I do." There's a damn good reason it's still funny.
Need to grow up
Sex is important to certain extent but puleeeeze... marriage is not just sex. Infact, the long term purpose of marriage is to help you OVERPOWER your desire for sex. How? Marriage gives ample opportunities and situations to experience the feelings of love, sacrifice, kindness, etc. etc, which are not there if you are with someone *just for sex*. And marriage involves commitment. COMMITMENT=JOY. Joy is a different feeling than pleasure. So marry for joy, marry for improving your self, marry for experiencing a higher joy than what you currently know of. Marry for love. As one of the mariage quotes goes: Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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