Guy's Guide
Hey, chicks dig guys who can read. So read these chapters by clicking on the links below, or in the left sidebar if you want to skip around. Not only will you laugh your ass off—and then cry like a pussy at the agonizing truth of it all—you'll learn valuable lessons like: What went wrong, Why it's probably your fault, and How to not fuck it up with the next bitch.
You're effing welcome.
- Section 1: Getting dumped
- So you got dumped - get over it
- dwelling on your breakup will not help.
- don't take a breakup personally.
- try to keep some perspective about getting dumped.
- an emotional roadmap thru dumpsville.
- why stalking ex-girlfriends makes you a loser.
- get your life back after a breakup - and your penis, too.
- dating survival tactics.
- why you got dumped - you like the wrong chicks.
- Do better with chicks the next time.
- Breaking up is hard to do.
- Section 2: About chicks
- What chicks want vs what chicks need.
- understanding women - they need what you need.
- understanding women - they want everything they can get.
- Why women dress like sluts (Spoiler: it's not the reason you're hoping).
- Women are fucked up about love.
- understanding women - they're fucking crazy.
- understanding women - don't.
- understanding women - how they fall in love.
- How women get what they want from you.
- marriage - the shortcut to everything women want.
- why you should not date beautiful women.
- how women win - manipulation and mind games.
- understanding women - how they want love.
- Section 3: Getting Chicks
- Attracting women, even you can do it.
- finding women to date - where are they?
- Finding women to date - write a personal ad that works.
- Dating tips - why you can't get chicks.
- What you should look for in a date.
- Do you share common goals with your date?
- Dating tips - what women find attractive.
- Dating tips - looks don't matter.
- Dating tips - do women want money or fame?
- Dating tips - market your brand persona.
- Dating tips - find your inner-asshole.
- Dating tips - be confident, not a douche bag.
- Improve yourself and improve your odds.
- Appearances matter - a little.
- Weeding out incompatible women.
- Section 4: Dating Chicks
- Section 5: Marrying a chick
- Reasons not to get married.
- Reasons not to get married - because she wants to.
- Reasons not to get married - you think you are in love.
- Reasons not to get married - different religions.
- Reasons not to get married - different classes.
- Reasons not to get married - different races.
- Reasons not to get married - want lots of sex.
- Reasons not to get married - companionship.
- Reasons not to get married - money.
- Reasons not to get married - appearing hetero.
- Reasons to get married.
- Marriage: there's no winning.
- Reasons not to get married.
- Section 6: Dumping Bitches
- Conclusions.
