Brutally honest dating advice for the cynical, bitter and jaded.

Guy’s Guide

Our “Guide To Girls” is the greatest dating advice your father never gave you. Not only will you probably laugh hysterically (and then cry uncontrollably once you realize the depressing truth of it all), you’ll learn valuable lessons like:

  • What went wrong,
  • Why it was probably your fault, and
  • How to not fuck it up with the next bitch.

And remember, chicks dig guys who can read, so read this website from start to finish. (For bonus points, read our Disclaimers & Caveats to keep your expectations in check.)

Then wipe the goddamn tears out of your bloodshot, bleary eyes and learn how not to be such a pathetic loser anymore. You’re fucking welcome.

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