Guy's Guide

Remember, chicks dig guys who can read. So read this chapter and the ones that follow by clicking on the links at the bottom of the page (or in the right sidebar if you want to be a non-conformist and skip around). Not only will you laugh your ass off (and then cry like a pussy at the agonizing truth of it all), you’ll learn valuable lessons like:

• What went wrong
• Why it was probably your fault
• How to not fuck it up with the next bitch.

So wipe the goddamn tears out of your eyes, read the entire site and learn how not to be such a pathetic loser. You’re fucking welcome.