Why you shouldn’t date hot women.
Physical beauty’s first, and most obvious benefit, is attracting men. Smoking hot bitches, therefore, attract men the way hemophiliacs attract vampires. In fact, the only thing men like better than sex with a woman, is sex with a beautiful woman. Of course, this begs the question, Why does it matter to a man if a woman is beautiful?
The short answer is procreation.
Since the earliest times, men have valued beauty as the only available barometer of health, vigor and untainted DNA. Prior to the Age of Cosmetic Surgery, beauty had an actual purpose — it let men identify “the fittest” breeding partners (albeit subconsciously) who would ensure the continuation of his genetic strain. (Not that men weren’t hedging their bets with every average-looking female as well...)
But as mankind evolved and formed civilizations, the benefit of “nailing a hottie” became less about survival and more about social status. Today, thanks to the visually oriented mass mediums of TV, movies, magazines, and the Internet, men and women are fucking obsessed with beauty.
So much so that women can make a living simply by exhibiting their hotness: Models, centerfolds and music video ’hos all live like Queens based on nothing more than a high pointy-nose-to-breast-size ratio.
Man’s innate, instinctual — and involuntary — attraction to beautiful women has now become a liability for them.
At the beginning of civilization, a woman’s beauty provided only an advantage over other ugly and/or diseased women for gaining the affections of men. But at some point, it all turned around and now, a woman’s beauty gives her an advantage over men, too.
Since men value beauty, a woman instantly gains influence over any men who find her beautiful. She can get them to do whatever she wants, including buying her houses, cars, and eventually, separate vacations.
While growing up, many young girls are still dissuaded from asking for what they want directly. As a result, they grow up learning alternative, manipulative approaches. Like casually mentioning a sore neck in hopes of getting their man to notice and give her a neck massage. Or casually pointing out jewelry in magazines in hopes of getting it for their birthday. Or casually commenting how great it would be if someone accidentally ran over their husband with their Pool Cleaning van.
By the time they’re grown, plotting and scheming become normal, everyday activities for women. It becomes so second nature to them that they don’t even realize they’re doing it. And neither do most men (which is why those men never see the Love Train coming before it runs them down).
To get a man to like them, some women are willing to do anything necessary. They’ll even put off their own happiness to do whatever the man wants. Why? Because later, after the man falls in love with her, she can ask — or rather, demand— that she gets hers.
That power is why women place such a high priority on being beautiful—beauty has a lot of tangible benefits. Appealing to a man’s hormones makes snagging him easier than appealing to a his intellect or emotions. It’s also the shortest distance between being single and shacking up for better or worse.
But the reason this archaic, unethical approach is still being used by today’s “progressive” and “enlightened” woman is that, frankly, it still fucking works on heterosexual men.
Fortunately for men, most women don’t really believe they even have this power. They know men seem to want sex all the time—men aren’t exactly subtle about it—yet women oddly refuse to believe that men really want it that badly.
It’s almost like women don’t want to believe that men really, truly think with their dicks. “Surely, men can’t be THAT simple-minded and easily manipulated,” they tell themselves. And, like so many of the other things girls think, they’re wrong.
The smart chicks are the ones who’ve figured out that men ARE that simple-minded and easily manipulated. You can spot them a mile away — they’re the ones driving expensive cars, living in mansions and racking up credit card bills they’ll never have to pay.
So if you don’t want to lose your beach house to a savvy supermodel who’s already banging your gardener and who’ll ultimately divorce you, stick to dating ugly women who might actually love you for your terrible personality.