Guy’s Guide

Welcome to the “Relationshit Guide To Girls.” It’s the dating advice your father never gave you (because he was a loser who didn’t know jack about women). Not only will you probably laugh hysterically at a lot of it, you’ll also cry uncontrollably when you realize the depressing truth of it all.

On the following pages, you’ll learn valuable dating lessons like:

  • What went wrong,
  • Why it was probably your fault, and
  • How to not fuck it up with the next bitch.

And remember, chicks dig guys who can read, so read this website from start to finish. (For bonus points, read our Disclaimers & Caveats to keep your expectations in check.)

Then wipe the goddamn tears out of your bloodshot, bleary eyes, and learn how not to be such a pathetic loser anymore. You’re fucking welcome.

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