You can endlessly debate the merits of a woman’s piercing eyes, her silken tresses or kissable lips, but there’s not a straight guy alive who doesn’t appreciate a woman with killer T&A. And now there’s science to “explain” the “mysterious” appeal of curves.
Women are forever bitching that men don't listen to them. “We never talk,” they'll whine. “Why are you always ignoring me?” Women think it's because men don't love them, but the real problem is that too many women say stupid shit.
If the old adage that things are funniest when they're true is true, too, then this video must be really fucking true. Because it's funny. Not funny "Ha-ha," but funny "I hate my life." Either way, you'll be laughing. Just try not to come off as crazy.
Does getting a little strange on the side mean don’t love your spouse? Is fucking someone you’re not married to grounds for divorce? Does the need for sexual variation justify an unintended appearance on the TV show COPS? The answer might surprise you.
If love-birds like Arnold and Maria can’t keep their relationship together, what hope do the rest of us mere mortals have to live lives of eternal marital bliss? How are we supposed to have the self-control to not knock up the maid, if Arnold can’t?
For some fucked up reason, Society is once again trying to dissuade women from expressing their sexual freedom. They’re trying to shame women into wearing ugly, non-revealing clothes and feeling bad about putting out. Luckily, a group of self-actualized sluts are out fighting for a woman’s right to dress like a tramp.
I think it was Shakespeare’s MacBeth who first said, “Bitch, shut your mouth.” But Shakespeare wasn’t smart enough to set that misogynistic advice to (horrible) music, and get a bunch of hot tramps to shake their body parts at a camera for three minutes.
Everybody knows that Valentine’s Day is nothing more than a manufactured, yearly guilt-trip for guys involving the spending of stupid amounts of money to prove their eternal love by giving transient gifts that will be dead and gone in a few days. But nobody cuts right to the heart of it like these psychos.
You probably already suspect that they’re cheating on you sexually, right? Well, what if that’s not the only way they’re fucking you over? What if they’re undermining your relationship in other, more dangerous ways? What if their getting a little nookie on the side is the least of your worries?
The Peabody Award is given for excellence in radio and television broadcasting. And while this guy is only on YouTube instead of a network like NBC, his enterprising journalistic efforts should make him a shoe-in for the award. If he doesn’t get one, then the fucking Peabody’s are damn sure fixed. Watch and learn:

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