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For whatever reason, humans with PhDs next to their names do a lot of research studies that seem entirely pointless on the surface, yet when you dig deeper the studies turn out to be, in reality, mind-bogglingly stupid, too. As a public service, we’ll bring you the latest ones, right here on this site.

Years ago, I predicted that nerds would one day create robots you could screw who look like Scarlett Johansson after having a mild stroke. And that day is,...
Facebook recently unveiled new tools to ease your painful transition back into single loserdom. But we’re surprised that they didn’t take a more pro-active approach...
The tinder app is simple genius: You swipe through a variety of hotties in your area and swipe right on the ones you like. If they swiped right on you, too...BAM!...
There’s a good chance that, if you live America, you live in one of the 22 states that don’t mandate Sex Education (cough, Mississippi! cough).
Certainly there have been tons of studies and interviews done to determine if size matters or if it’s really just what you do with it that matters, but is there...
Few people understand the hassles of hooking up in the modern world more than single comedians. So who better to dish out love advice and observations than Parks And...
Just when you thought those deviant Japanese freaks couldn’t get any more creative in the sexual realm, they go and bring their A-game to the legal arena with thi
Though people have been masturbating since the dawn of time, women have only started getting comfortable with it in recent decades. They've made great strides, but...
Fifteen years ago, we thought to ourselves: Somebody oughta tell people the truth about relationships and speak out against the Hollywood bullshit machine. So since...
If the girl of your dreams just rejected your marriage proposal, count yourself lucky — you dodged a bullet. But that still leaves you with a tainted diamond...
Now that gays can finally get married (well, in most states at least), will they have to face the same aneurism-causing frustration and libido-stultifying boredom as...
The cinematic popularity of “50 Shades Of Grey” is now undeniable, but back in 2002 they made another movie — a much better, hotter movie — about BDSM that you ought...