Disclaimers and caveats.

Frankly, there isn't anything here you couldn't learn yourself by spending ten years dating a wide variety of psychotic women. We just figured you might want to save yourself all that "fun."

Now, sure, this site could easily be criticized for promoting "generalizations" and "stereotypes" about women. And for women so inclined, we have two words: "No" and "Shit."

Hell, we'll even cop to it: WARNING: THIS CONTAINS BROAD, UNSUBSTANTIATED GENERALIZATIONS AND SWEEPING DECLARATIVES UNSUPPORTED BY FACTS, EMPIRICAL TESTING OR TAX-SPONSORED GOVERNMENT RESEARCH STUDIES. Happy, now?

Still, a lack of "facts" doesn't make the generalizations here any less true. Maybe not for all women, granted. Possibly not even for many women. But, true for enough women that it still behooves you to read this.

At last count, there were 6 billion people on this planet. About half of which are female. That pretty much means every book written about women is full of generalizations. A study that surveys 100,000 women only results in more accurate generalizations. Just because our methodology is flawed, doesn't mean our conclusions are wrong.

Also, if this site comes off as one-sided, that's because it is. Not to imply that only women are fucked up—men are equally fucked up—but since this site is mostly for guys, nothing is gained by pointing out the blatantly self-evident.

Finally, in the interest of full disclosure, we are NOT representing ourselves as "psychiatrists," "psychologists," "professionals" or "qualified in any way." Over many years, through trial-and-error (mostly error), we've learned critical relationship information about women that would've helped us avoid a lot of dating bullshit, only nobody clued us in on it (Thanks, Dad).

And by the time we figured out how many women work, we didn't need the information anymore. We'd gotten married.

Yet we'd worked damn hard to figure out what the hell was going on with chicks, and now just because we'd ultimately succeeded, we were supposed to just toss all that wisdom and learning into the trash?

Fuck that.

Hence, the site you are now reading. As the sum total of our experience, it contains theories, opinions and beliefs culled from years of observing and interacting with the "fairer" sex. Sometimes from across a romantic candle-lit restaurant table. Sometimes from up a tree across the street. And sometimes from beyond the court-mandated 500-yard distance.

The information contained herein might just enlighten you as to the inner workings of some girl you date in the future and, on that day, the book will surely pay for itself in aggravation, heartache and monthly alimony payments (this is NOT a guarantee).

Despite representing our current thinking, this cannot possibly be totally accurate in all cases. Under such constraints, we gladly encourage any and all feedback. In the very likely event that you find glaring errors or egregious omissions in this site, feel free to comment or write us and tell us about it.