Getting Guys
How to be the perfect girlfriend or wife.
Watch this video to learn how to not be an annoying nag of a bitch who will one day die alone. Read more »
Get sex in 25 words or less.
If personal ads are so great, you may be asking, why haven't they caught on more with people? Simple. People are morons. Read more »
How to deal with guys.
Dealing with guys is like dealing with women (only a lot more rational and with an always-on sex drive). Read more »
Does he have long-term potential?
Is he worth sleeping on the wet-spot for the next forty years? Read more »
Write a personal ad.
Contrary to what most people think, writing a personal ad is NOT the last resort of a lonely, desperate loser (necrophilia is). Read more »
On sex: the female sex trick.
How to be a better lay in the sack than his last skank of a whore girlfriend. Read more »
