Getting Dumped
Breaking up is hard to do.
Did you think dumping you was easy for her? Do you think punching a fist through your sternum, ramming through your rib cage and wresting out your still-beating heart was fun for her? Assuming you weren't dating a Zombie, the ordeal most likely sucked for her, too. Read more »
So you got dumped - get over it
Like we said, knowing the reason why she broke up up with you might be nice — so you can torture yourself with it for a few decades — but it really doesn’t matter in the larger scheme of things. Over the course of your life on this planet, this relationship will be nothing more than a short blip, a road-side stop for sex along the highway to happiness. Read more »
Do better with chicks the next time.
You just went through the world’s worst relationship on record. The kind you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy (or, maybe you would). And, you’d have to be a total fucking moron to go through that shit again, right? Well, unless you actually learn from the experience, there’s a damn good chance you will be that total fucking moron. Read more »
dating survival tactics.
Few dumpees hop right back on the relationship horse without first going through at least a temporary dry spell. So here are some time-honored and tested tactics you can use to make the lonely days, weeks or months less miserable, depressing and suicidal. Especially for your friends and family who have to listen to you constantly whine about the break-up. Read more »
get your life back after a breakup - and your penis, too.
Inside every fucked up situation — such as being shit through the Love-Shredder 2000® — there’s always some small reason not to swan-dive off your local suspension bridge. The trick is finding it. Sometimes, it’s obvious. More often, it’s hidden better than your Ex’s true unholy nature. Getting dumped may not seem as though it has many upsides, but consider these perks: Read more »
why stalking ex-girlfriends makes you a loser.
During this dateless and desperate time, you may entertain dangerous thoughts that you’d normally keep locked up in the dark recesses of your mind (right along with that fantasy about sexing up the family dog). And after a breakup, it’s only natural to be curious about what your Ex is doing (or whom). But do yourself a favor and resist the tempting urge to drop by her house late toting a light-gathering night scope. Read more »
an emotional roadmap thru dumpsville.
When people get shit-canned by that “special someone,” they go through the Five Stages of Grief. Read more »
