Getting Married
Marriage: cold feet or chicken-shit?
Of course, if you’ve been dragging your feet on the marriage issue for 5-years or more, that’s a different situation altogether. If you love the girl (and after five years, you oughta fucking know by now) then cowboy-up and marry the bitch. Read more »
Marriage: there's no winning.
Regardless of how you play it, even the best marriage will eventually disappoint you on some level (even if you marry a female cyborg programmed to give daily blow jobs). Even good marriages are a constant wrestling match between your needs and hers. Read more »
Reasons to get married: to save money.
Love is a great reason to get married, right? Certainly, that’s what Hollywood would have you believe at least. But they’re in the business of fiction — is “Yes” really the correct answer? Read more »
Reasons to get married: for companionship.
Another valid reason — and one of the primary reasons people get married — is companionship. Humans are innately social and love nothing more than boring other people to tears with their coma-inducing tales of mediocrity. Read more »
Reasons to get married: sex is awesome.
Good sex is important in a relationship. Especially since you’re planning on fucking the same girl for the rest of your life. If she still turns your crank after you’ve been nailing her for awhile, there’s a good chance you’ll always find her hot (or at least as hot as you could find any married chick). Read more »
She's leaning towards you.
As we said, when you genuinely like a girl, you lean into the relationship. You go out of your way to spend time with her. Naturally, if you think she doesn’t like you so much, you lean back out of it. Read more »
You actually are in love.
If you’re lucky enough to be in love, then you don’t need a piece of paper to keep you together — but it never hurts. When you find some girl you don’t want to live without, nothing makes it harder for her to escape than the good ol’ bureaucratic US legal system. Read more »
