Read our book, “A Guy’s Guide To Getting Some.”
Face facts, life is short–too damn short to keep wasting your prime humping years with your dick in your hand. Yet if you don’t figure out what makes women tick soon, you’ll be old, ugly, and have to work that much harder. So sort that shit out now while you still have hair by reading “A Guy’s Guide To Getting Some.”
Inside our 189-page book, you’ll learn:
- How to survive getting dumped
- How to find new women
- How to meet and speak to women
- How to date lots of women
- How to please women sexually
- And a lot more…
Those are bold claims, to be sure, but there’s a very good reason our book supports each and every one of those claims.
It’s more than just advice, it’s goddamn enlightenment.
The second edition of our first book, “A Guy’s Guide To Getting Some,” doesn’t just give you tips and tricks, it teaches you concepts–such as how women think and what drives them towards certain kinds of men (and away from dudes like you). Once you’re exposed to these insights, you’ll know exactly what you’re doing to scare women away faster than spiders.
Reading our book will improve your odds of getting laid.*
We’re not promising you anything, but we’re confident that the knowledge contained in this book can help you stop repelling women with what passes for your “personality.” (NOTE: There’s nothing we can do about your looks, because “A Guy’s Guide To Getting Some” is only a book, it’s not a goddamn fairy Godmother.)
This brutal book will tell you:
- What you’re doing wrong with women
- How to be the kind of man women like
- How to know if a woman really likes you
- How to talk to a real woman
- How to tell if you should marry her
- How to tell if you should dump her
- And a fuckload more…
Every insight and observation within these pages will set you well on the path to Poundtown.
*This is NOT a guarantee. Results may vary. Consult your doctor.
Get dumped? This book will make you want to go on living.
Think your world has come to an end? If you wailed “Yeeeeessssss” through a torrent of tears, you’ll want to BUY. THIS. BOOK. NOW! Don’t wait another second–the first section alone will set you straight and speed up your recovery by months if not decades. Our book’s brutal truths will both open your eyes and make them tear up with laughter (you remember laughing, right?)
It’s cheaper than an hour with a real, licensed psychologist.
To get this kind of mental help elsewhere, you’d need to pay $300/hr to a qualified psychiatrist, attend weekly sessions, and spill your emotional guts while she secretly draws mocking stick-figure images of you on her note pad. Luckily, there’s an easier way–just download our book now and use the extra money you saved to pay for all the new paternity suits you’ll soon be involved in. (Fingers-crossed, right?!)
Now, updated with Internet shit.
When we wrote the original “Guy’s Guide” back in 1997, the Internet didn’t even exist. It took us awhile to get around to it, but we’ve finally released “A Guy’s Guide To Getting Some,” the latest version of our hilarious first book.
It’s been updated to fix typos, grammar, and punctuation, as well as including tips for creating mobile dating app profiles that will get you swiped right. Learn how to look good on Bumble, Hinge, Clover, Tinder, Happn, as well as Match, OkCupid, Zoosk, J-Date, Huggle, Hater, AdultFriendFinder, and even Grindr–because, hey, who are we to judge?
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Convinced now? Well, you should be.
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