my ex is a two faced bitch.
he acts so sweet and perfect around me and with his friends he’s the typical douchebag we all hate!! He’s so full of himself and he thinks he’s the shit-coolest guy around. Totally sterotypical asshole. Non-stop penis jokes, plays football and thinks he’s so manly and sexy because of it, talks non stop about football and is just an all around asshole! he’s such a fucking dick and i can’t stand him!! The only thing he loves more than himself is his stupid guitar cause he actually thinks he’ll make it out there as a musician in his sucky ass band– yeah good luck being a hobo buddy, maybe you can be a male prostitute and get all the sex you didn’t get from me that way.