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Did anyone honestly not see this coming?

Here’s a tip: If someone makes you angry enough to write a song about murdering them, chances are good that the two of you shouldn’t be together. Even if you have kids.

Here’s a tip: If someone makes you angry enough to write a song about murdering them, chances are good that the two of you shouldn’t be together. Even if you have kids. (Hell, especially if you have kids!) Rapper/songwriter Eminem—who had apparently never heard “Gold-digger” by Kanye West—stupidly remarried the very same woman who inspired his song, “Kim.”

Now, 82 days later, he’s wised up and filed for divorce. It was bad enough that he took the bitch back in the first place, but if the rumor is true that he didn’t get her to sign a pre-nup, then he’s dumber than she looks.

Seriously, what woman wouldn’t try to remarry her now-rich Ex—even if she hated his guts? Hell, even Mother Teresa would’ve taken a run at that easy payday.

On the bright side, you know he’ll be back writing even more angry, pain-tinged music in no time. Mostly, because he’ll need the fucking money…

2 replies on “Did anyone honestly not see this coming?”

You
Obviously written by a woman for a woman. References to easy payday and the like identify you as the typical cunt on the hunt. Have fun during the rest of your denial lesbo!!!!!!!!!!!

Me
How did you think that I was a chick from “easy payday”? Hell, ALL celebrities are easy paydays. (Ever heard of Britney Spears? Think her bank account didn’t figure into K-Fed’s decision to marry her? Oh, yeah it did.) But the point you somehow managed to miss is that Eminem WASN’T smart enough to realize what a “cunt on the hunt” she was. And that’s pretty damn sad.

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