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Screw Mars, Earth Needs Women.

So the solution to World Peace has finally been discovered. And it’s surprisingly simple: More women. Which is funny, because I always thought women were the problem.

So the solution to World Peace has finally been discovered. And it’s surprisingly simple: More women. Which is funny, because I always thought women were the problem. Turns out, the real problem was a lack of women.

According to a recent article in BusinessWeek, when you “put a bunch of male rats in a cage with no females, give them plenty of food, and they get along like they’re on some sort of male sensitivity retreat.” Apparently, without women around, men have no need to compete (and by compete, they mean kill each other).

In one monkey tribe with a high female-to-male ratio, aggression “was far less frequent. There was more reciprocal grooming and hanging out, and females were less defensive now that there were more of them. But most surprising, outsider aggressor males that joined the tribe quickly adapted…becoming less aggressive and more social as well.”

The obvious, but hard-to-believe conclusion: More women means more peace.

If there were shitloads of chicks everywhere, men wouldn’t have to compete for them. When there’s more supply, there’s less demand, and less demand means fewer arrogant bitches (Yeah, I’m talking to you, Paris).

So if you’re planning to burden society with yet another screaming crap-machine, at least try to have a female one. For the sake of world peace. The future will thank you.

5 replies on “Screw Mars, Earth Needs Women.”

Allow me to retort.
Okay, are these women going to beat me in a farting contest? Perhaps be able to kick back and whoop my ass in a lightsaber session on my ps2? Or even sit back and have a real conversation about something besides hair care products? Don’t think so, more women means more for the men to compete for and more to piss us off. I’ll jump in the cage with the rats. See if you throw more women into the mix the silly guys are gonna want more than one woman, compounding the already competitive attitude. Hmm, kinda leads to the question of which sex is more idiotic. Don’t forget the women would get more threatened and competitive with each other as well, in many ways…

EARTH NEEDS WOMEN!?
Well, I have to call BS on this. American cities are full of women. Men:women are in ratios as low as 75:100 and not one of these are bastions of peace and harmony.

There are more women in the
There are more women in the world then men already…so I sort of don’t get this blog. It has always big like, the population of woman surpasses that of the population of men…so you leave me blank and grossly confused. If there are already more women than men…whats the problem….can you say male gluttony, for whoever wrote the article this blog is refering to.

hmm…

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