Apparently, pharmaceutical researchers are nearing the development of a male contraceptive pill. Or more likely, “a patch, topical gel or injection.” But regardless of which form it takes, the real questions are: Will it work 100% of the time? Exactly how infertile is infertile enough?
After all, it only takes one of those sperm bastards to trigger a lifetime of alimony payments. Frankly, the only 100% fool-proof contraceptive for men is the Lorena Bobbitt method.
Ouch.