Can Starbucks help you get laid?

Even though you’ve probably bought chicks tons of Long Island Iced Teas, it turns out you should have been buying them espressos instead. Southwestern University researchers found that female rats were more receptive to male rat advances after a jolt of java. Caffeine, it seems, stimulates the area of the brain that handles sexual motivation. Unfortunately, the effect doesn’t work on girls who drink coffee everyday. So buying a cup for coffee-drinker won’t do you any more good than buying one cocktail for an alcoholic (you need to buy at least eight).