Here’s a tip: If someone makes you angry enough to write a song about murdering them, chances are good that the two of you shouldn’t be together. Even if you have kids. (Hell, especially if you have kids!) Rapper/songwriter Eminem—who had apparently never heard “Gold-digger” by Kanye West—stupidly remarried the very same woman who inspired his song, “Kim.”
Now, 82 days later, he’s wised up and filed for divorce. It was bad enough that he took the bitch back in the first place, but if the rumor is true that he didn’t get her to sign a pre-nup, then he’s dumber than she looks.
Seriously, what woman wouldn’t try to remarry her now-rich Ex—even if she hated his guts? Hell, even Mother Teresa would’ve taken a run at that easy payday.